Josh was sleep yelling NO, WAIT, NO DON'T, WAIT, NO!!! So I went back. And this was a good one...
Me: You okay in here?
Josh: Did you push the big red button?!
Me: Um, no? What button?
J: The one that makes you be an adult forever!
Me: Ah, well no, but I'm going to push the one that says you're sleep talking.
J: No, I'm actually awake this time.
Me: Yeah, no. An adult button? You actually stay an adult anyway you know.
J: No, I just mis-worded that.
Me: Is that a word actually?
J: Yes, and I meant to say it makes you be able to change your job.
Me: That's weird, and so are you. Please go back to sleep.
So I walk out and he turns his light on. I go back in...
Me: Please turn your light off.
J: My eyes ARE off!
Me: Your light buddy, it's on. Turn it off.
J: Oh, I thought I did. I know I turned a light off.
Me: Sleep boy!